once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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