she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I want her autograph on my taint
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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