Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize
