This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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