just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You smell like stripper and shame
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I wear drunk well.
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