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• (613): View more from Ontario

  So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.

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  Are you high?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back

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• (214): View more from Texas

  we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry

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• (347): View more from New York

  I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.

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• (707): View more from California

  all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit

  (720): View more from Colorado

  screw you you golddigging beer snob

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?

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