I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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