i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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