Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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