Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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