if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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