too bad you live with your parents still
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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