well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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