Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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