if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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