with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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