i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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