You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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