all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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