So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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