Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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