Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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