He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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