On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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