No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
do nipples grow back?
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