i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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