Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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