he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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