Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
