My sheets look like a crime scene.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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