It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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