i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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