Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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