Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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