Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
