Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
