? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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