Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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