When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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