I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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