I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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