For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
