The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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