Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
the liver wants what the liver wants
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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