I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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