12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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