we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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