yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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