Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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