Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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