i permit you to call me
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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