Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Randomize
