your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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