Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
