He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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